Singing Telegram

Remember that time a guest asked me to come sing Happy Birthday in my Lady GaGa costume to her husband? ...in their suite...with about 12 other family members there? Yup. That happened.  As I was walking down the guest hallway dressed head to toe in my GaGa attire to their room I thought to myself...this is what I've become. A singing telegram. And yet...totally worth it because she gave me $20 after. The end.